The urge to bring out the scorn cudgel is almost overwhelming… but it feels too easy. If I can’t say something nice, yadda yadda yadda…

You know what? Very nice handwriting.

I’m considering taking along a piece of chalk next time… but only to put the “L” in “could.”

You may have hired the wrong direct mail
marketer when…

I have this friend from work who used to sit on the same floor as I do, although we technically work for different companies. Recently his company got separate office space a few miles across town, so every couple of days I bundle up the mail for him that still arrives at our building and forward it along. Pictured at left is an item I sent to him today, including the post-it note I couldn’t resist attaching. The first comment on my note is self-explanatory; the second… suffice it to say they got the name of the company slightly wrong.