No, these Twitter meme lists aren’t going to become the only blog entries I write. Unless they’re wildly popular, in which case I’ll become unwilling to write enough of them. So, for now…
- Blood sugar ESP (invisibl3Freddy)
- The ability to see other people’s Facebook profiles without being their friend (rhyseOneil)
- The ability to teleport your left hand to Exeter (bridgetjonesUK)
- Ice cream headache ray (peterhaglich)
- Wielding the Lasso of Half-Truth (elissaryan)
- Retractable cup holders in your forearms (people next to you at the movies always hog them) (cheekandbluster)
- Power to turn pickles back into cucumbers (spiffingjewelry)
- Super-contempt (devilgotmywoman)
- Captain Compassion (CharlotteinPa)
- Power to turn lights on or off with handclaps — for REAL! (cheekandbluster)

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