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The Foreign Madman Drought

December 19, 2011 | Comment

The regularly-scheduled Top Ten Videos of the Year series will resume shortly. Very shortly. I promise.

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Starting from the bottom:

  • I said foreign, you guys. People from North America aren’t frightening, because even if they’re batshit crazy, we know them. All of us know a few Michelle Bachmanns or Glenn Becks or Fred Phelpses,1 and they look like us. As do Canadians — who, moreover, are simply not threatening.
  • Castro hasn’t scared anybody for decades. Plus, he’s now like 99 years old and mostly concerned with his pipeline of black-market Depends undergarments. That brother of his who’s supposedly doing the dictatoring now is a total empty shirt. How empty? If dictators were legendary comedians, it’d be like Groucho Marx handing his role over to Zeppo.

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Facebook Is Innovatively Ridiculous

April 29, 2011 | 2 comments

Pictured below is a perfectly ordinary Facebook conversation from this morning on the topic of economic inflation. I couldn’t resist an opportunity for wiseass humor — also perfectly ordinary. What I had not seen before was Facebook advertising pages to me based on keywords I had just typed. This screenshot is from immediately after I had posted the “inflamed shins” comment:

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In the Spirit of FUPenguin

April 23, 2011 | 2 comments

catMy high school classmate Eileen posted this picture on Facebook the other day, saying

I’m being kicked out of my chair but how could I possibly be upset?

My reply:

Easy.

Hey, kitty — I guess just having your own faux-lambswool rectangular pizza-crust cushion to lie on doesn’t befit your station, huh? You have to put it on a chair that is not yours, without seeking so much as a momentary nod of permission, and flop yourself down into a smug, entitled, croissant-shaped little snooze, is that how it is? NOT COOL, CAT. Your attitude is one big three-letter enigma, spelled W-T-F. Read the rest of this entry »


Facebook Envy

January 31, 2011 | 5 comments

A few days ago on TIME.com’s Healthland page, there appeared an article by one Maia Szalavitz, having to do with how Facebook makes you feel shitty about yourself. In an act both altruistic and mischievously ironic, a former schoolmate of mine shared the article on Facebook. Nicely done, my friend!

Ms. Salavitz’s lead-in:

Have other people’s blithe Facebook updates ever made you feel like a total loser? Or have you ever felt that your best friend’s life is perfectly easy and joyful, while yours is nothing but struggle and anxiety? You’re not alone. Everybody has these experiences, finds an illuminating new study [PDF] from Stanford University, and they tend to exacerbate feelings of loneliness, isolation and dissatisfaction in an already alienating society.

I found this somewhat reassuring, since I definitely identify with the syndrome. I can’t even guess how many times I’ve perused my Facebook newsfeed and thought something like, “Look how all my friends are so happy, thriving and successful, looking great and raising adorable kids. I am so staying away from the reunion.”

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Top Ten Videos of 2010: 3. Garfunkel & Oates, “Pregnant Women Are Smug”

January 8, 2011 | 2 comments

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Keen observers will have already spotted that Garfunkel & Oates appeared in the “Laugh It Out” section of the C&B blogroll several weeks ago. Like one of my previous list-ees, original credit for bringing G&O to my attention is due to the WTF with Marc Maron podcast — specifically, a live episode from early 2010 that featured Kate Micucci (a.k.a. “Oates,” the brunette one). Her abundant charm came through in her conversation with Maron, and I found her solo voice-and-ukelele ditties delightful.1 Googling for more, I discovered her having formed a duo with Riki Lindhome (a.k.a. “Garfunkel,” the blonde one) and I was an immediate fan.

G&O make what they call “couch videos” of new songs they write and post them on YouTube. My listing the following video of “Pregnant Women are Smug” at #3 in my 2010 Top Ten is a little bit of a cheat, because their original YouTube video of the song appeared in April of 2009. But in 2010 they made their first national TV appearances — three, in fact, on The Tonight Show — and this is my favorite of them.

UPDATE (3/20/2011): NBC, in their infinite wisdom, has taken down the G&O Tonight Show videos to make way for newer Leno clips. You suck, NBC. To fill the video void, I’m sticking in the original 2009 “couch video” of the song. Thanks to commenter Siobhan for alerting me to the situation.

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