• 2013

  • January

    • 25: Top Ten Videos of 2012: 9. "A Dramatic Surprise On a Quiet Square"
    • 12: Top Ten Videos of 2012: 10. "Apple Scotland - iPhone Commercial for Siri"

• 2012

  • November

    • 6: Obama Re-elected: The Twitter Symphony

  • June

    • 3: High Society Wedding Hathos

  • May

    • 30: Since You Asked, Mr. Trump...

  • April

    • 19: Levon Helm Died Today

  • February

    • 1: Top Ten Videos of 2011: The Full List

  • January

    • 31: Top 10 Videos of 2011: 1. "Missing Teen's Friends Plead for Her Release, Gossip About Ugly Classmates"
    • 29: Top 10 Videos of 2011: 2. "Ultimate Dog Tease"
    • 28: Top 10 Videos of 2011: 3. "Whole Foods Parking Lot" (with Bonus Video!)
    • 23: Top 10 Videos of 2011: 4. "You're So Hot"
    • 14: Top 10 Videos of 2011: 5. "Tiger Woods Fails to Qualify for Sex with Dive Bar Waitress"
    • 8: Top 10 Videos of 2011: 6. “Dana Gould Plays the Larry King Game”
    • 4: Top 10 Videos of 2011: 7. “Matt Damon Defends Teachers”

• 2011

  • December

    • 29: Top 10 Videos of 2011: 8. “Terrorist on Flight 77”
    • 22: Top 10 Videos of 2011: 9. Puddin', "Taylor Swift"
    • 19: The Foreign Madman Drought
    • 9: Top 10 Videos of 2011: 10. "Artist's Statement"
    • 7: Top 10 Videos of 2011: 11. "Miracle on 42nd Street"

  • October

    • 19: Pro Football Hall of Names: First Team
    • 14: Pro Football Hall of Names: Second Team

  • September

    • 28: How to Deal With Comic Sans

  • August

    • 23: Market Research Mirage

  • July

    • 28: Websites Suck at Evaluating This Website
    • 14: The Best of Twitter

  • June

    • 24: The Brits Are Making Top-100 Book Lists Again
    • 16: Weiner Doesn't Have a "Problem," He Has a Computer
    • 8: Update: I Have Failed as a Member of Society
    • 8: We Have Failed as a Society
    • 3: LEAKED: Upcoming Apple Products

  • May

    • 22: Damn That Rapture

  • April

    • 29: Facebook Is Innovatively Ridiculous
    • 23: In the Spirit of FUPenguin
    • 2: Got You Covered (Sort of): Green Day, “Last Night on Earth”

  • March

    • 13: Update: Oops, I'll Post It Again

  • February

    • 17: Sowing Some Garfunkel & Oates
    • 3: Rape With an R

  • January

    • 31: Facebook Envy
    • 26: Top Ten Videos of 2010: The Full List
    • 25: Top Ten Videos of 2010: 1. Xtranormal user 'insaneactor', “You Should Be on Broadway”
    • 11: Top Ten Videos of 2010: 2. The Onion, “Sony Releases New Stupid Piece of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work” [NSFW... obviously]
    • 8: Top Ten Videos of 2010: 3. Garfunkel & Oates, “Pregnant Women Are Smug”
    • 6: Top Ten Videos of 2010: 4. The Colbert Report, "Jesus Is a Liberal Democrat"
    • 4: Top Ten Videos of 2010: 5. Comedy Fights Malaria, "Bobby Bottleservice Gets Serious" [NSFW]
    • 2: Top Ten Videos of 2010: 6. The Daily Show, "Male Inequality"

• 2010

  • December

    • 31: Top Ten Videos of 2010: 7. Funny or Die, "The Committee Ep 1: Bad Dog" [NSFW]
    • 30: Top Ten Videos of 2010: 8. Funny or Die, "Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Bruce Willis" [NSFW]
    • 29: Top Ten Videos of 2010: 9. 2 Hot Girls in the Shower, "Revealed"
    • 28: Top Ten Videos of 2010: 10. Improv Everywhere, "Ted's Birthday"

  • November

    • 15: Old and Improved

  • October

    • 19: Got You Covered: "Nobody Does It Better"
    • 11: Crashing Andrew Sullivan's Anniversary Party

  • August

    • 29: 2010 Comment-Con
    • 26: It's August 26th, Assholes
    • 24: Cameraphone Follies: The Most Hypocritical Man in the World
    • 23: Don't Say It: A One-Man Dialogue

  • July

    • 16: Freshly Aired: Big Pharma and Psychiatry
    • 15: It Must Be True – The Internet Says So

  • June

    • 14: Cameraphone Follies: Dirty Sign in Irvine

  • May

    • 26: World's Worst Stalker
    • 19: Got You Covered: "Helter Skelter"
    • 11: Hasty Reaction: The Apartment
    • 6: Google Map of Accents for Actors: Great Idea or Dumb Idea?
    • 3: What Would Jesus Anything
    • 1: Hasty Reaction: Harlan County USA

  • April

    • 28: My Ancestors: Naming Names
    • 24: No Government Takeover of Public Safety!
    • 16: Be Like Sarah
    • 15: Update: “Kashmir” On Video
    • 2: Got You Covered: "You Shook Me All Night Long"

  • March

    • 24: Joe Biden Said Something Naughty
    • 21: Outside The Map Room
    • 20: Got You Covered: "Oops! ...I Did It Again"
    • 17: Former Secretary of Labor Robert Reich!
    • 16: Got You Covered: "Kashmir"
    • 6: Jon Swift, Gone Too Soon
    • 2: Top 15 #fishfilms or #mouthfilms Tweets

  • February

    • 22: Castellers are Totally Badass
    • 8: Howard Stern to Replace Simon Cowell? Not So Fast
    • 4: Open Letter to Certain Residents of Beachwood Drive

  • January

    • 20: Get Lost: Early Frontrunner for 2010 "Top 10 Videos"
    • 18: Up in the Air Dance Remix is Unsatisfying
    • 15: Top 10 Movies of the Decade
    • 13: Peter Gammons on McGwire
    • 9: Bye Bye, Two Thousand
    • 8: The Heavy is Beyond Funky–They’re Filthy
    • 1: Oregon's Big Reveal at the Rose Bowl

• 2009

  • December

    • 31: Cameraphone Follies: The Year of the Sign Problem
    • 26: Cameraphone Follies: My Favorite Storefront in the Valley
    • 26: Top Ten Videos of 2009: The Full List
    • 22: Top Ten Videos of 2009: 1. Storm Large, "8 Miles Wide" [NSFW]
    • 21: Top Ten Videos of 2009: 2. The Muppets, "Habanera"
    • 20: Top Ten Videos of 2009: 3. "Mexican Border Wall"
    • 19: Top Ten Videos of 2009: 4. "Sarah Silverman Solves World Hunger"
    • 18: Top Ten Videos of 2009: 5. The Onion, "In The Know: Giant Money Hole"
    • 17: Top Ten Videos of 2009: 6. Funny or Die, "A Gaythering Storm"
    • 16: Top Ten Videos of 2009: 7. Old Jews Telling Jokes, "Larry Donsky: Hospital"
    • 15: Top Ten Videos of 2009: 8. "Learning is Fundamental"
    • 14: Top Ten Videos of 2009: 9. "Olivet Pong Shots"
    • 13: 2009's Top Ten Videos: 10. "Shofar Demonstration"
    • 9: Oregon Ducks Take Forever to Get Dressed

  • November

    • 24: Citi Doesn't Care What I Prefer
    • 22: Spam Bots: Flattery Will Almost Get You Everywhere
    • 4: Free Irony Supplement Available at CVS

  • October

    • 21: The Denver Broncos: Winning Ugly
    • 19: Google Maps, Now Featuring... Property Lines?!?
    • 18: Progress?
    • 16: Life, Liberty, and the Denial of Benefits
    • 13: Facebook Meme-esque Movie Quiz, Part II
    • 10: It’s Like One of Those Facebook Questionnaire Things, Except Not on Facebook

  • September

    • 23: [Bleep]ing Sports Tirade Videos
    • 18: Bursting from the Blogroll: Darren Hutchinson Hits the Reset Button
    • 11: A 9/11 Thought: Foreign Attack vs. American Destruction
    • 8: The Latest in Closet Technology?

  • August

    • 27: Join or Lai
    • 26: Yet Another Reason I'm a Dog Person
    • 19: Google Maps Street View Is My Friend
    • 18: Obama: Run the Goddamned Option!
    • 3: Happy Bella Day

  • July

    • 29: Twitterings: Failed Children's Book Titles
    • 26: Feminine-finity! [NSFW]

  • June

    • 29: How Do You Rate on the LA-dar?
    • 20: Do Yourself a Favor and Shut the Fuck Up
    • 20: Iran: They're Killing People
    • 18: Iran: Real Winners Don't Blame
    • 11: Facebook Usernames: The Indifference is Deafening
    • 9: Top 10 Tweets: "Crap Superpowers" Meme

  • May

    • 26: Top 10 Tweets in the "3 Words After Sex" Meme

  • April

    • 21: Giant Panoramas: The Owls Are Not What They Seem

  • March

    • 10: Get Psyched – The Doctor Is In
    • 8: Sunday Seven: Feelings About Fonts
    • 1: Sunday Seven: Late-Night Talk Show Hosts
    • 1: Easy Pickings for a Prehistoric Predator

  • February

    • 27: List-mus Test: How Well-Read are You?

  • January

    • 28: Facebook Meme: 25 Things About Me
    • 18: Whad'ja Think: Rachel Getting Married
    • 17: Time to Feel Good About Being an American Again
    • 16: Six Degrees of James Burke

• 2008

  • December

    • 31: Derek Fired as Coach of His Fantasy Football Team
    • 10: The Blagojevich Pile-on: Missing the Pile
    • 9: A Poll of Monumental Importance

  • September

    • 17: The Fed Gets in Bed with AIG
    • 12: I’m John McCain, and I Approved These Lies
    • 11: Palin, Pigs and Pit Bulls
    • 6: Top Ten Palin Baby Name Ideas

  • August

    • 29: Rejected GraphJam Submissions
    • 14: Why So Silent?

  • July

    • 31: If I Were Still in School, I'd Start Writing Term Papers in This Format
    • 16: Bursting from the Blogroll: One Serving of Soul Jazz
    • 14: The Web Right Now, Illustrated
    • 10: It's Perfectly Simple
    • 9: AP Pollsters Go Off-Leash

  • June

    • 26: Betraying My Blogging Principles
    • 23: George Carlin, 1937-2008
    • 13: A Graph of Pure Truth
    • 11: C&B Smackdown: Justice vs. Compassion
    • 8: Wile E. Coyote and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

  • May

    • 10: Dude, Where’s My Shark?
    • 8: Smoking With Sedaris

  • February

    • 2: You. Must. See.

  • January

    • 30: Mukasey: Don't Know Much About Waterboarding
    • 23: Why Obama, You Ask?
    • 16: Crippling Blow to Right-Wing Bumper Sticker Industry
    • 5: Dogs Playing Poker. For Real.
    • 3: Now With Nifty Gravatars!

• 2007

  • November

    • 12: Pure Male Fantasy
    • 6: The Logic of Ridiculous Names

  • October

    • 23: We've Come a Long Way, Baby
    • 18: Irony Supplement

  • August

    • 15: Nice Environmental Policy… For Him to Poop On
    • 9: Spit take-inducing Headline of the Day

  • July

    • 28: Punditry is Undead
    • 10: Spider-Man 3? Nah, I’ll wait for Spider-Pig

  • June

    • 15: The Last.fm Waltz
    • 14: Adagio appassionato con molto kickass
    • 6: Making the Olympics Less Olympian
    • 2: Pete Needs Teflon Tape

  • May

    • 15: Favorite Movies: All That Jazz
    • 2: Poker, Movies, and Sucking

  • March

    • 12: Peter Sellers’ Accent Tour of Britain

  • February

    • 26: David Lynch and the Fallacy of Answering
    • 5: Anybody Order a List?

  • January

    • 28: GPS Goes Old-School

• 2006

  • December

    • 19: Cameraphone Follies: Off-the-rack Ego

  • November

    • 27: Cameraphone Follies: Nobody Goes Sleeveless
    • 16: Parse This
    • 10: How Satellite TV Saves Democracy
    • 5: How About Some Produce to Ease the Pain?
    • 4: Damn You, Lifehacker!

  • October

    • 23: Torturama 2: Electric Boogaloo
    • 21: YouTube of the Month, at Least
    • 17: And Now For Something a Little More Cheerful
    • 12: Torturama

  • September

    • 16: An Affront to Rock Stars

  • August

    • 25: Survivor: Controversy = $$$
    • 24: The Amazing Races
    • 22: Convergence
    • 14: Punditry is Dead
    • 4: Probably Not Jesus's Dog
    • 1: Converting a Dog to Christianity

  • July

    • 26: Before it Was Trendy, Vol. 2: Little Toy Blues
    • 24: Before it Was Trendy
    • 16: Disunifying Theory
    • 9: I'm a Media Darling!
    • 5: Here Lies Lay
    • 5: Boo–Fucking–Hoo

  • June

    • 30: Who the Hell I Am

  • May

    • 31: Theme Loyalty?
    • 23: Free Market Economy Bites Colbert’s Critics in the Ass
    • 11: Don't Despair, the Coffee is Brewing
    • 4: The Colbertification of Dubya

  • April

    • 24: Have Yourself a Kitschy Little Easter
    • 17: Homagesploitation

  • March

    • 20: Derek’s George-W-Bush-to-English Phrasebook, Volume I
    • 17: Where's that Swiss Miss When You Need Her?
    • 14: A Few Choice Words
    • 13: I'm Not a Drama Queen, I'm Not, I'm Not, I'm Not

  • February

    • 20: Loss of Translation
    • 12: Stranger than Fiction
    • 2: Happy Non-Crap Time to You

  • January

    • 13: My bare-bones beginning