Time of Death for Romney campaign – 8:14 pm EST. #OBAMA2012
— Assaf Cohen (@a55afcohen) November 7, 2012
MY CAR MAGNET WORKED!!!
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) November 7, 2012
Joe Biden is already waving his pants in the air like a fuckin flag
— BillCorbett (@BillCorbett) November 7, 2012
SHARIA LAW BITCHES!!!
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) November 7, 2012
Let me reiterate: I hope I live long enough to see Mitt Romney’s children and grandchildren fail to become president.
— Mobutu Sese Seko (@Mobute) November 7, 2012
UPDATE: Mitt Romney has already flip-flopped on conceding like, 14 times.
— Disalmanac (@Disalmanac) November 7, 2012
A shirtless Mitt Romney just kicked in the doors at a Boston Starbucks.”Give me the urn!THE ENTIRE URN!”
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 7, 2012
YOU. Laughing at you. RT @realdonaldtrump Lets fight like hell and stop this great and disgusting injustice! The world is laughing at us.
— Derek Wood (@InstaDerek) November 7, 2012
Why is D. Trump firing a cannon on Fort Sumter?
— Old Hoss Radbourn (@OldHossRadbourn) November 7, 2012
Mitt Romney locked in bedroom, wearing fat pants, weeping and eating whole pint of caviar out of a jar.#fairgametillheconcedes
— Peter Sagal (@petersagal) November 7, 2012
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) November 7, 2012
Obama better come out to AC/DC’s Back in Black!
— Kyle Dodson (@KyleDodsonFunny) November 7, 2012