Time of Death for Romney campaign – 8:14 pm EST. #OBAMA2012

— Assaf Cohen (@a55afcohen) November 7, 2012

MY CAR MAGNET WORKED!!!

— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) November 7, 2012

Joe Biden is already waving his pants in the air like a fuckin flag

— BillCorbett (@BillCorbett) November 7, 2012

SHARIA LAW BITCHES!!!

— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) November 7, 2012

Let me reiterate: I hope I live long enough to see Mitt Romney’s children and grandchildren fail to become president.

— Mobutu Sese Seko (@Mobute) November 7, 2012

UPDATE: Mitt Romney has already flip-flopped on conceding like, 14 times.

— Disalmanac (@Disalmanac) November 7, 2012

A shirtless Mitt Romney just kicked in the doors at a Boston Starbucks.”Give me the urn!THE ENTIRE URN!”

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 7, 2012

YOU. Laughing at you. RT @realdonaldtrump Lets fight like hell and stop this great and disgusting injustice! The world is laughing at us.

— Derek Wood (@InstaDerek) November 7, 2012

Why is D. Trump firing a cannon on Fort Sumter?

— Old Hoss Radbourn (@OldHossRadbourn) November 7, 2012

Mitt Romney locked in bedroom, wearing fat pants, weeping and eating whole pint of caviar out of a jar.#fairgametillheconcedes

— Peter Sagal (@petersagal) November 7, 2012

If there is a God, Mitt Romney will finish with 47% of the vote.#Current2012 #Election2012

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) November 7, 2012

Obama better come out to AC/DC’s Back in Black!

— Kyle Dodson (@KyleDodsonFunny) November 7, 2012