What could be better than dinner with @mittromney and me? bit.ly/Kj5jSH
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 30, 2012
Sometimes they just tee it right up for you, don’t they. Well, off the top of my head I’d say a full body waxing, re-taking Algebra II, babysitting an autistic badger in a studio apartment, getting audited, hiking across Libya in a snowsuit, and passing a gallstone all qualify. But don’t take it from me (or not just from me) — check out this curated sample of replies from the rest of Twitter:
Top Ten Things That Would Be Better Than Dinner With Donald Trump and Mitt Romney
- Herpes (@SpikeVee88)
- You learning how birth certificates work (@daveanthony)
- Shoving sporks into our eyeballs? (@Disalmanac)
- Root canal without pain meds? (@taradublinrocks)
- Three words: Nickelback disco album. (@TomHeadLovesYou)
- A colonoscopy. Only one asshole involved. (@FrankFunaro)
- Eating a bag of thumbtacks, alone. (@BillCorbett)
- Starvation? (@thenotoriouspdb)
- Just for starters, everything (@king_kaufman)
- Never having to see or hear either of you ever again (@InstaDerek)
What else, people? Got any good ones of your own? Serve ‘em up in the comments!
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Being infected with an African worm that goes through your foot, into your bloodstream, and out your urethra
@Courtney: Mmm…sexy…
As for myself? Think I’ll go play with a fully-loaded AK-47 in a fireworks factory. Fun times for all!