Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be stalkers. Especially if your babies are dumber than a box of rocks.
Via the L.A. Times:
A trial began this week in the case of a man accused of stalking and making threatening phone calls to a Huntington Beach police detective.
Brian Dopler, 27, is charged with felony criminal threats and stalking of the detective between Jan. 8 and Feb. 10, according to the Orange County district attorney’s office.
Look, I understand that stalking isn’t exactly a logic-driven crime… but if you can’t at least pick your spots better than that, you really should get out less often.
[Dopler] pleaded not guilty to the charges. [He] is accused of calling the detective 14 times and leaving phone messages to harass him. Dopler’s messages were full of swear words and he told the detective he was being followed.
“Swear words?” Who’s covering the O.C. crime beat for the Times now, a fifth grader?
As for you, Mr. Dopler, good job on the not guilty plea. Other than the 14 voicemail messages, they don’t have a shred of evidence against you.
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