Top 15 #fishfilms or #mouthfilms Tweets

March 2, 2010 | 2 comments

I don’t know if he still does, but I remember David Letterman used to do top ten lists where the category would be two different things. The name of the list would be an either/or proposition, something like “Top Ten Weather Man or Dog Breed Names.” Anyway, this format occurred to me when I couldn’t decide which of two recent Twitter memes to post my favorites from.1

List items not authored by me are indicated by links to their creators. Yes, I did favor my own contributions heavily, and no, it’s not fair. Why? Because it’s my blog. Mine! Minemineminemine-mine! (…Er, not that anyone ever said it wasn’t. In other news, I am a very petty little man.)

Enough Prelude Already — To the List!

youngmrlingcod

  1. Seabasscuit
  2. Phlegmento (mcquickdraw)
  3. She’s Gotta Harelip (wongfilms)
  4. Dude, Where’s My Carp? (lbgilbert)
  5. Ten Things I Hake About You (stephiemalverns)
  6. Charlie’s Angels: Full Glottal (AmoebaStampede)
  7. The Name of the Roes (julieankerson)
  8. Young Mr. Lingcod

  9. Drag Me to Halibut
  10. The Filling of a Chinese Bookie
  11. Wall-E(ye) (mpthomas1)
  12. My Marlin Clementine
  13. Mrs. Minnowver (StarSparkle_UK)
  14. Lingual White Female (word_czar)
  15. Dentl

Yes, they were ranked numerically—but not by me. Since some of them are mine, I thought it only fair to consult the Sequence Generator at random.org. If you disagree with any of the rankings, take it up with the SG.

Whaddya think? Got any good ones of your own?

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  1. Yes, that sentence does indeed end with a preposition. Sue me. ↩
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