This particular Twitter meme has been such fertile ground for me that I’m going to report my own contributions, instead of picking out favorites tweeted by others. Then I’ll open it up to submissions of further silliness in the comments.
- Curious George and Daddy’s Browser History
- Little House on the Auction Block
- Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret. When Are You Going to Get a Fucking Cell Phone?
- Freaky Friday the 13th: Jason Learns to Appreciate His Mother
- Frog and Toad Are Friends With Benefits
- Island of the Blue Dog Democrats
- Everybody Poops (But only Rush Limbaugh Does It Into a Microphone and Calls It Political Discourse)
If I come up with more that I like, I’ll add them here (and on my Twitter page, of course).
How about it? You guys got any good ones burning a hole in your keyboard?
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