Yep, count on me to keep it highbrow. #3wordsaftersex appears to be the meme du jour over at Twitter, so here are my top ten (of the amount I was willing to read through) with the tweeter’s names in parentheses.
- “This never happened.” (SuperSocialite)
- “Please stop crying?” (dannibby)
- “Must tweet this…” (steno)
- “Save the batteries.” (LizardKucera)
- “No, you’re finished.” (jordanknight)
- “Got any donuts?” (mrs_simpleton)
- “Ignore that camera.” (brownieangel23)
- “Please don’t talk.” (timothyadrian)
- “Then stretch beforehand !” (cheekandbluster)
- “Vote for me?” (TheTZA)
It was harder to find those than I’d thought it would be, even without chipping in one of my own. You know how it is — everyone thinks they have a great sense of humor… Hmm, that was pretty comedy-snobbish of me. Maybe someone will find my snobbery funny, if not my humor.
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I’ve been known to say “what’s my name?” (that was only if it was really good sex. Really bad sex would of course be “Go away. Now.”).
Had one guy tell me once, simply, “Dogs are voyeurs.”
OK.