List-mus Test: How Well-Read are You?

Here’s what happened: the seemingly endless succession of Facebook memes had produced one intended to measure how well-read you are in terms of a list of 100 classic works. It read:

The BBC believes most people will have read, on average, only 6 of the 100 books listed here. How do your reading habits stack up? Look at the list and put an ‘x’ or a ‘*’, or otherwise highlight the ones you have read. Tag some people.

Geek that I am, I dutifully went down the list and checked off the 25 of them that I had read, and posted it in a Facebook note with the added comment

This list is a bit Brit-centric. Not that it ignores American classics or anything, but I count no fewer than four Jane Austen books on here and six by Dickens, whereas I see but two Steinbecks, one Fitzgerald, and zero Hemingway. Plus, as Hemingway would point out, only chicks read Jane Austen. ;-) … On the one hand, I’ve read just 1/4 of these classics, which seems kind of pathetic for someone who claims to be educated. With that in mind, I’m still four times more well-read than the BBC gives me credit for being – so suck on that, crumpet monkeys!

That’s where the controversy began. And it didn’t even have to do with my comment about Jane Austen, nor my calling the major press outlet of the land of my forefathers “crumpet monkeys.”

In the series of comments that followed, my friend Pia suggested that the list was actually a BBC survey of best-loved books. That set me to googling, and it turned out that she was generally correct. The BBC list, which became known as “The Big Read,” was published in 2003 and represented the result of “an online survey of more than 2,000 book lovers.”

But there’s more. Danish blogger Kristjan Wager did some digging and noticed very significant discrepancies between the original “Big Read” list and the list disseminated on Facebook:

No matter how hard I look, I can’t find the [Facebook] list anywhere at the BBC website. What I could find was BBC’s The Big Read… which little resembles the list used in the [meme] – in fact, only 57 on the original list made it to the new list used in the meme.

Still a mystery is the allegation that the average person will only have read six out of the 100 books on the list. I’m still curious about the origin of that statistic, and now I also wonder which list it was referencing.

Since the Facebook meme list was largely derived from a British poll of books’ popularity, I thought it would be worthwhile to find a better list. My old friend Lisa pointed me to the one below from, of all sources, the College Board, on whose site it is called 101 Great Books Recommended for College-Bound Readers. And, in case you’re wondering, no – I don’t simply like this list better because I’ve read more of what’s on it.

Now all I have to do is find a way to condense the presentation of this list, since this post has already required too much scrolling down…

The College Board’s 101 Books

Items I have read are in bold type; asterisks indicate ones for which I have read a self-proclaimed worthy alternative by the same author, specified afterward.

  1. (unknown authors), Beowulf
  2. Chinua Achebe, Things Fall Apart
  3. James Agee, A Death in the Family
  4. Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
  5. James Baldwin, Go Tell It on the Mountain
  6. Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot
  7. Saul Bellow, The Adventures of Augie March
  8. Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre
  9. Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights
  10. Albert Camus, The Stranger
  11. Willa Cather, Death Comes for the Archbishop
  12. Geoffrey Chaucer, The Canterbury Tales
  13. Anton Chekhov, The Cherry Orchard
  14. Kate Chopin, The Awakening
  15. Joseph Conrad, Heart of Darkness
  16. James Fenimore Cooper, The Last of the Mohicans
  17. Stephen Crane, The Red Badge of Courage
  18. Dante, Inferno
  19. Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote
  20. Daniel Defoe, Robinson Crusoe
  21. Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities
  22. Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
  23. Frederick Douglass, Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass
  24. Theodore Dreiser, An American Tragedy
  25. Alexandre Dumas, The Three Musketeers *
  26. George Eliot, The Mill on the Floss
  27. Ralph Ellison, Invisible Man
  28. Ralph Waldo Emerson, Selected Essays
  29. William Faulkner, As I Lay Dying *
  30. William Faulkner, The Sound and the Fury *
  31. Henry Fielding, Tom Jones
  32. F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
  33. Gustave Flaubert, Madame Bovary
  34. Ford Madox Ford, The Good Soldier
  35. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Faust
  36. William Golding, Lord of the Flies
  37. Thomas Hardy, Tess of the d’Urbervilles
  38. Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter
  39. Joseph Heller, Catch-22
  40. Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms *
  41. Homer, The Iliad
  42. Homer, The Odyssey
  43. Victor Hugo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame *
  44. Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God
  45. Aldous Huxley, Brave New World
  46. Henrik Ibsen, A Doll’s House
  47. Henry James, The Portrait of a Lady
  48. Henry James, The Turn of the Screw
  49. James Joyce, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
  50. Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis
  51. Maxine Hong Kingston, The Woman Warrior
  52. Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird
  53. Sinclair Lewis, Babbitt
  54. Jack London, The Call of the Wild
  55. Thomas Mann, The Magic Mountain
  56. Gabriel García Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude
  57. Herman Melville, Bartleby the Scrivener
  58. Herman Melville, Moby Dick
  59. Arthur Miller, The Crucible
  60. Toni Morrison, Beloved
  61. Flannery O’Connor, A Good Man is Hard to Find
  62. Eugene O’Neill, Long Day’s Journey into Night
  63. George Orwell, Animal Farm
  64. Boris Pasternak, Doctor Zhivago
  65. Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar
  66. Edgar Allan Poe, Selected Tales **
  67. Marcel Proust, Swann’s Way
  68. Thomas Pynchon, The Crying of Lot 49
  69. Erich Maria Remarque, All Quiet on the Western Front
  70. Edmond Rostand, Cyrano de Bergerac
  71. Henry Roth, Call It Sleep
  72. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
  73. William Shakespeare, Hamlet
  74. William Shakespeare, Macbeth
  75. William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream
  76. William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet
  77. George Bernard Shaw, Pygmalion
  78. Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
  79. Leslie Marmon Silko, Ceremony
  80. Alexander Solzhenitsyn, One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
  81. Sophocles, Antigone
  82. Sophocles, Oedipus Rex
  83. John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath
  84. Robert Louis Stevenson, Treasure Island
  85. Harriet Beecher Stowe, Uncle Tom’s Cabin
  86. Jonathan Swift, Gulliver’s Travels
  87. William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair
  88. Henry David Thoreau, Walden
  89. Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace
  90. Ivan Turgenev, Fathers and Sons *
  91. Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
  92. Voltaire, Candide
  93. Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Slaughterhouse-Five
  94. Alice Walker, The Color Purple
  95. Edith Wharton, The House of Mirth
  96. Eudora Welty, Collected Stories
  97. Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass
  98. Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
  99. Tennessee Williams, The Glass Menagerie
  100. Virginia Woolf, To the Lighthouse
  101. Richard Wright, Native Son

Self-Proclaimed Worthy Substitutes Read

  • 25. The Count of Monte Cristo
  • 29. and 30. Absalom, Absalom!
  • 40. The Sun Also Rises
  • 43. Les Misérables
  • 90. A Month in the Country

Poe’s Selected Tales got a double asterisk because I don’t know which tales were selected. I do know that I have read at least “The Cask of Admontillado,” “The Purloined Letter,” “The Raven,” and “Eldorado,” so the hell with it – I’m giving myself credit for that one.

That puts my super-official tally at 32, for the edification of any sticklers out there. It’s 37 if I count my self-proclaimed worthy substitutes… and I do, dammit. It’s worth noting that my tally was considerably lower before I went to college. I wonder what the College Board would think about that.

Care to share your number in the comments (not that number, you sick horndogs – your reading tally from the list)? Any thoughts on the efficacy of this list as a yardstick for how well-read we are or aren’t? Feel like mocking me for my status as a literary lightweight? Go ahead, I can take it.

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  1. Kristjan Wager’s avatar

    Several of my commenters have pointed out that the list now claimed to be from the BBC was originally printed in the Guardian and was based on a poll for World Book Day 2007. My post has been updated to reflect this.

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  2. Rebecca’s avatar

    I’ve read 14 from this list and intend to read at least 10 of these before summer ends. Which i’m quite proud of considering I’m not even a freshman in highschool yet.

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  3. Derek’s avatar

    Nice going, Rebecca – that’s impressive! Good luck with your ten-more goal. :)

    My only advice: avoid Beowulf. It’s boring as all hell.

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  4. Nick’s avatar

    Twelve for me, but I just started reading the classics. There are a few more that I may have read in high school, but I don’t really remember if I read the whole book or just faked it and got the credit.

    And Derek, as for Beowulf, it was a tough read, but once you get into the story, it’s quite good. Either way, Crichton’s 13th Warrior was written to make Beowulf seem more entertaining, after a friend was teaching a class called “The Bores of English Literature” and Beowulf was at the top of that list.

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