UPDATE – March 9, 2009: OK, see, there was this site called criticsrant.com. Key word there is “was,” because the site appears to be kaput, at least for now (try the link below this if you want to double-check). Anyway, it had a feature where you could type in the your blog’s URL and it would assess its readability assign it a school-level classification, complete with a badge that you could embed displaying the result. C&B was declared to be Junior High School-level reading, hence my one-liner at the end of this post.
If you never got to see it, sorry about that. Believe me, it was wryly hilarious.
That’s it – I am through with dumbing it down for you people.

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It could be worse:
http://carterfitness.com/blog/2008/07/general-silliness/required-education-level/