JANUARY 16, 2008 | ISSUE 44•03
WASHINGTON—In a stunning reversal of more than 200 years of conventional wisdom, failure—traditionally believed to be an unacceptable outcome for a wide range of tasks and goals—is now increasingly seen as a viable alternative to success, sources confirmed Tuesday.“Americans have always been told that they should succeed at all costs,” Emory University sociologist Dr. Lauren Hodge said. “But based on new evidence, this can no longer be called true—if, in fact, it ever was.”
“…We have no choice but to revoke failure’s non-optional status, effective immediately,” Hodge continued. “Now all citizens will be able to step back, stare down the hardship and difficulty they will face in the pursuit of success, and say, ‘Fuck that—this isn’t worth it.’”…[MORE]…
