Comments on: Pure Male Fantasy http://cheekandbluster.com/2007/11/12/pure-male-fantasy/ Sat, 28 Jan 2012 20:29:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Bowlsnappa http://cheekandbluster.com/2007/11/12/pure-male-fantasy/comment-page-1/#comment-3834 Bowlsnappa Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:55:38 +0000 http://cheekandbluster.com/index.php/2007/11/12/pure-male-fantasy/#comment-3834 I can't believe you still have these emails, Derek, but I do want to correct some of your facts about the WFFL, ala the last :60 of PTI.... Snap Da Bowl refers to a homemade watermelon houka incident, where the bowl was one of those faux wooden salad bowls and the thing got so hot as all these guys were asphyxiating themselves with the hempen aromas of the lusty mountain cabbage that it snapped in half and got all over the place causing Pete to exclaim, "Johnny snapped da bowl, da whole bowl and all!" Everyone fell out, coughing and choking through their hysterical laughter. The draft of 2001 when I drafted LaDainian Tomlinson, I had the first pick because I stunk up the joint the year before. Someone then picked RB Michael Bennett (I remember being torn between the two players, believe it or not) and then I think you picked that dog catcher Michael Vick. And to clear the record even further, Jason traded Shaun Alexander to me later that season for Clinton Portis, and because of both of their (I mean LT & SA) record breaking MVP seasons, the Opa Locka Bowlsnappers are the only Three-peat Champions of the WFFL to date. So, I guess having sand in my pussy isn't such a bad thing after all. How's that for travelling back to twelve years old, Hippo-campus? I can’t believe you still have these emails, Derek, but I do want to correct some of your facts about the WFFL, ala the last :60 of PTI….

Snap Da Bowl refers to a homemade watermelon houka incident, where the bowl was one of those faux wooden salad bowls and the thing got so hot as all these guys were asphyxiating themselves with the hempen aromas of the lusty mountain cabbage that it snapped in half and got all over the place causing Pete to exclaim, “Johnny snapped da bowl, da whole bowl and all!” Everyone fell out, coughing and choking through their hysterical laughter.

The draft of 2001 when I drafted LaDainian Tomlinson, I had the first pick because I stunk up the joint the year before. Someone then picked RB Michael Bennett (I remember being torn between the two players, believe it or not) and then I think you picked that dog catcher Michael Vick.

And to clear the record even further, Jason traded Shaun Alexander to me later that season for Clinton Portis, and because of both of their (I mean LT & SA) record breaking MVP seasons, the Opa Locka Bowlsnappers are the only Three-peat Champions of the WFFL to date. So, I guess having sand in my pussy isn’t such a bad thing after all.

How’s that for travelling back to twelve years old, Hippo-campus?

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