They’ve actually had these in the seasonal candy display at Ralph’s for the last couple of Easters, and every year I still can’t believe it.
I only know one way to process something like this, which is to see how many one-liners I can come up with about it. This time, it turns out that I can come up with ten:
- “Passion of the Christ action figures sold separately.”
- “Because eating a chocolate bunny just feels so pagan.”
- “Yeah, I want my money back – I hung it from my rear view mirror, and the damn thing melted.”
- “You can’t have the feast of the Resurrection without dessert!”
- “It’s most valuable if you leave it in the original packaging.”
- “Again I turn to the wisdom of Homer Simpson, who said: ‘Mmm… sacrelicious.’”
- “I’m gonna shoulder up that cross and bear it all the way to my tummy.”
- “Where’s the little marzipan Jesus?”
- “Never before has religious iconography been so tasty!”
- “Sean, this is not an acceptable alternative for a communion wafer.”
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