They’ve actually had these in the seasonal candy display at Ralph’s for the last couple of Easters, and every year I still can’t believe it.
I only know one way to process something like this: see how many one-liners I can come up with about it. I worked on it a little, and I’ve got nine.
- Because eating a chocolate bunny just feels so pagan.
- You can’t have the feast of the Resurrection without dessert!
- It’s most valuable if you leave it in the original packaging.
- My son, this is not an acceptable alternative for a communion wafer.
- Again I turn to the wisdom of Homer Simpson, who said: ‘Mmm… sacrelicious.’
- I’m gonna shoulder up that cross and bear it all the way to my tummy.
- All it needs is a little marzipan Jesus.
- Never before has religious iconography been so tasty!
- Passion of the Christ action figures sold separately.
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