Derek’s George-W-Bush-to-English Phrasebook, Volume I

Previously on Cheek and Bluster

• Top 10 Videos of 2011: 4. “You’re So Hot”

  January 23, 2012

  Video number 4 on my 2011 list may well be the most NSFW thing I’ve ever posted, but don’t freak out – it’s not pø®n or anything. It does have a whooole lotta very graphic dialogue in it. Creatively graphic, in fact, and hilarious.

  
  

• Top 10 Videos of 2011: 5. “Tiger Woods Fails to Qualify for Sex with Dive Bar Waitress”

  January 14, 2012

  The Onion SportsDome didn’t last on Comedy Central, but fortunately its hilarious sports-pundit-shouting-match sendup “Get Out of My Face” survives on the web. The inaugural web-based GOOMF rates number 5 on my 2011 videos countdown.

  
  

• Top 10 Videos of 2011: 6. “Dana Gould Plays the Larry King Game”

  January 8, 2012

  A usually brief bit on Kevin Pollak’s Chat Show called “The Larry King Game” found its all-time winner in September of 2011: comedian and former Simpsons writer Dana Gould.

  
  

• Top 10 Videos of 2011: 7. “Matt Damon Defends Teachers”

  January 4, 2012

  Lesson #1 for agenda-driven interviewers: don’t fuck with Matt Damon. If you do, it’ll probably end up on YouTube. Case in point: this video from the Save Our Schools March last July of Damon pwning a microphone-toting libertarian and her, um, substandard cameraman.

  
  

• Top 10 Videos of 2011: 8. “Terrorist on Flight 77”

  December 29, 2011

  Number 8 on this year’s big countdown is what might be called this year’s “friend-otism” entry, since it features my since-we-were-kids buddy Assaf Cohen. I promise that’s not all it has going for it, though — it’s also funny.